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Proof that people having too much time are on their hands can be an awesome thing. via 4Obsessions.

Extreme Sheep Herding LED Art by the "Baaa-Studs"
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SF Two Cow jokes from http://practical-tech.com/entertainment/two-cow-jokes-the-science-fiction-ones/#more-1511, where there are lots more of them, but here's a sample. Many of them had me laughing so hard I was tearing up. Noticed via [livejournal.com profile] leguin, thanks!

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Ursula K. Le Guin’s Earthsea Trilogy – You have two cows. You can only get milk out of them if you know their real names.

Ursula K. Le Guin’s The Left Hand of Darkness - You have two cows. Sometimes you have two bulls instead.

Lord of the Rings - Two cows to rule them all.

Sword of Shannara - Two cows to rule them all.

Mad Max - Two cows enter. One cow leaves.

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I keep thinking I need to write one for PTerry's Discworld. Twoflower, Two Cows....??

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Edited to add some contributions by [livejournal.com profile] dspitzle:

Jasper Fforde: You have two cows. You trade one for some magic beans, and the other jumps over the moon

Douglas Adams: You have two cows, and you left yourself a message you can only read by superimposing their spots

Daniel Pinkwater: You have two cows, one of which is actually Mozart.
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I *love* that pun.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jan/14/al-gore-democrats-us-news

No one thought Al Gore would be a loveable president, but, after eight years in the White House, he has gotten truly tiresome. The droning voice, the purchase of an eco-friendly robot dog, the campaign for carbon-free diamonds - all these things were hard to take, and he has been way too smug about reversing global warming.
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[livejournal.com profile] adrian_turtle's reply to my Jedi Squirrels post about how American Grey Squirrels are endangering English red squirrels led me to some odd animal-related internet content from our friends at the post office: the Post Office's movers' advice for moving hippopotamuses and a story about how NOT to move a Gorilla.

Do not tell me that postal workers have no sense of humor.
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As I said to [livejournal.com profile] therck, "So, I guess the one with the red saber must be the eveeeelll squirrel?"

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