ext_338583 ([identity profile] porksound.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] cherydactyl 2006-10-06 01:40 am (UTC)

hahaha

Red cross tabards, AHHhhhhH!!!!!!

Yes kids now you too can dress up like the heretical templars of Medieval Europe and the Middle East. You can emulate their sanctity by riding two boys to a horse (no girls please, the templars were a fraternity), kissing the kundalini chakra (ass) at initiation time, instituting banking and becoming more powerful than the pope on your ill begotten secrets learned in the ruins of the Temple of Solomon.

And later you'll be burned at the stake for being queer and you'll have to hide out with your secrets as rosicrucians and scottish lodgers...

BAH!

I wish they had adult sizes.

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