M*A*S*H ups

via theshunter:


and from there, the piece de resistance: The 4007th project. ROLF!!

Cowboy Leg Beautiful Pole, French Crips, West Celery Fries the Tripe, and other delicacies

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.
found from a link that ka_crow posted. Thanks!!

And now for something completely different

Bill Napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

found at http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/billnapoli/ thanks to gillan.

Here's a copy of the original quote, which I have seen reported in several places:
BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

I still can't believe anyone said what he said. It's just amazing, no matter what you think about the abortion issue. Why does the virginity, strength of faith, and, apparently, TYPE of faith (i.e. christian is implied) of the victim matter to assessing "how bad" a rape is??? How can a judge reasonably take such a thing as religious faith into account in making an exception decision...wouldn't that entail assesment of the victim's faith? Would such a victim have to get her fellow bible study members and her Sunday school teacher to testify to her RELIGIOUSITY to have an exception approved??? And then prove she was a virgin too?? ::totally stunned at how idiotic the idea is::