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Asked about the widespread belief that he had passed away into permanent parinirvana, the Buddha looked around, leaned in close, and whispered, "Publicity stunt." Besides, he continued, he likes to lay low because people are always making demands of him. "I get prayers all day and all night. It's always someone like little Susy saying, 'Buddha, bring me a pony!' And I'm like, 'Listen kid, didn't you get the memo? I don't bring ponies....'"
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Asked about the widespread belief that he had passed away into permanent parinirvana, the Buddha looked around, leaned in close, and whispered, "Publicity stunt." Besides, he continued, he likes to lay low because people are always making demands of him. "I get prayers all day and all night. It's always someone like little Susy saying, 'Buddha, bring me a pony!' And I'm like, 'Listen kid, didn't you get the memo? I don't bring ponies....'"
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